Don't you find it funny that Mormons think drinking alcohol is shameful when Jesus turned water into wine?
Ain't that a little odd. I mean the Mormons' official name is "The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints." Did Jebus change his mind or something? Did he get a DWI and have a change of heart about alcohol. Did he ban alcohol to keep other people from getting screwed by the police. At least Jebus learned his lesson, right.


